A Squirrel was sitting on a fence and saw several large nuts lying on the ground across the road from his perch. He thought to himself “If only those Nuts were on this side of the road, It would be the perfect gift for my Girlfriend for surely with nuts as big as those she would choose me to be her mate.” the squirrel went for it and jumped off the perch and walked to the side of the road and stopped. But he really liked the girl squirrel so he made a dash across the road and for the nuts. Well he got squished and he died “ the moral of this part of the story is “DON'T RUSH THINGS YOU JUST END UP BEING SQUISHED BY DRAMA"

A few feet away the other squirrel saw the same nuts and ignored them he had other plans for his small nuts. He was going to paint pretty designs on them to show the girl squirrel that he was sensitive so the squirrel picked up his paintbrush and started to paint the designs. In a tree not to far away an owl watched the squirrel paint and thought “That squirrel is really good I’m gonna challenge him to a paint off.” So the owl Flew over and challenged the squirrel this squirrel was very cocky so he decided he could beat any old owl and excepted the challenge. The owl won and promptly ate the squirrel.
The moral of this part of the story is “DON’T TAKE ON THE BIG FISH TILL YOUR READY YOU MIGHT GET EATEN ALIVE.”

The female squirrel watched all this happen and decided that it was a good thing that they both got eaten cause one was a fool and one was only going to act sensitive to get in her “ants” he was really just a jerk. But she was still lonely so she decided that Squirrels weren’t good enough for her and dated the owl they had a very good relationship and were very much in love they lived happily ever after.
The moral of this part of the story is “DON’T GO FOR BIG NUTS OR FANCY PRESENTS GO FOR THE TALENT AND THE TRUTH WHEN IT COMES .....
I have no idea what the hell that was about and I don't even think it makes sense but there you have it a short story